F-Zero redefines "Nintendo Hard", and they removed lan multiplayer from it. Fuck splitscreen!
Eternal Darkness is TERRIBLE. I'd take it back to the video store early if it weren't so cold outside.
Zelda sucks after you beat it, which can be done in two rentals at most.
Animal Crossing is garbage after you pay off your house.
Mario Kart Double Dash is inferior to Mario Kart 64!
I'm going to sell my Gamecube and put the money towards an XBox. I'm tired of Nintendo fucking everything up all the time.